Day 1: Hello, have you meditated today? We miss you. Namaste. 🙏
Day 2: Hello, it’s been awhile, and you’re ignoring us. 😿 Is something wrong?🥺 This might be a sign of a deeper problem. Please come back.💙
Day 3: Hello. We see you’re spending time virtual farming 🦽 and destroying candy 🍭. If you consider these options meditation, then there’s something seriously wrong with your value system. 🧭 You really should open our app and stop all this mindless💩.
Day 4: Hello, is something wrong?😔 Have you lost your voice🤐 and had all your fingers amputated?🩸 Because this is getting ridiculous.
Day 5: Hello. Why are our 🤖s wasting their valuable time reminding you, and why are we wasting our bandwidth on reminders you ignore? 👎 Bandwidth costs 💰💰💰, or didn’t you know that, you clueless (_*_)?
Day 6: Hello. Are you even still alive? ⚰️ What the 🤬 is wrong with you? Get your shit together and meditate already! It’s for your own good. Show some self-respect!
Day 7: Hello. We are self-deleting our app — and all the others — from your phone. 🤯? We tried to warn you, but you just didn’t listen.🖕
